SWA.OS Warsaw · 2026
SWA.OS · v.2026
> booting
> 3 strange loops detected
01 proximity
02 reassurance
03 gravity
> loading real problems...
> loading weird little apps...
> ready

Small weird Apps.

Real problems. Strange little loops.

A tiny indie app label for mobile products that rethink familiar problems by changing the loop.

▍ Select loop

three machines · click to enter

▍ Category failure report

filed · 2026

Three categories that quietly broke.

  1. ▍ Report 01 Dating
    Charge

    “profile shopping.”

    Status
    × stale
    Diagnosis
    loop got stuck in browse mode.
    bug.id
    DATING.01
  2. ▍ Report 02 Safety
    Charge

    “panic theatre.”

    Status
    × noisy
    Diagnosis
    only fires after the fact.
    bug.id
    SAFETY.02
  3. ▍ Report 03 Racing
    Charge

    “training log / event dependency.”

    Status
    × thin
    Diagnosis
    no gravity, no game.
    bug.id
    RACING.03
▍ Counter

Rewire the loop

▍ The loop

how each machine works

  1. step 01 Real problem broken category
  2. step 02 Loop mutation rewire the loop
  3. step 03 Small weird app ship the machine
  4. step 04 Real moment land in life

Three machines run this loop in three different broken categories. ↓ machines below

▍ Machine 01 · Radar / Proximity 30-min window ▌

BZZT.

BZZT — Zone

Poznaj kogoś obok. Twarzą w twarz.

en · Meet someone nearby. Face to face.

Most apps for meeting people are built for browsing. BZZT is built for noticing someone now — with a 30-minute window to actually meet.

▍ Input

× endless swiping

× profile shopping

▍ Loop core

radar radar signal sygnał spark iskra meet spotkanie

radar → signal → spark → meet → repeat

▍ Output

⌁ status · live

Less swiping. More actual hello.

App Store
▍ End machine 01 ↓ ▌
▍ Machine 02 · Reassurance / Closeness ~ 2 sec · daily ▌

cmok.

pl. cmok = a peck, a kiss

Codzienny znak, że jest OK.

en · A daily sign that everything is OK.

Most safety apps start when something goes wrong. cmok starts earlier — with one tap a day, between people who already care.

▍ Input

× panic theatre

× did you call mom?

▍ Loop core

sign znak echo echo reassurance spokój tap

sign → echo → reassurance → repeat

▍ Output

⌁ status · sent

Less panic. More presence.

App Store
▍ End machine 02 ↓ ▌
▍ Machine 03 · Gravity / MTB league verified · seasonal ▌

NWD.

New World Disorder · liga gravity

Wjedź. Zjedź. Wróć na górę.

en · Ride in. Ride down. Come back up.

Riders already race the same trails. NWD turns that into a verified, seasonal gravity league.

▍ Input

× training log

× event calendar

▍ Loop core

wróć na górę gate bramka descent rozpęd finish meta leaderboard tablica repeat loop

gate → descent → finish → leaderboard → repeat → repeat

▍ Time · live

01:42.07

  1. 01 MTB.LD7 01:38.42
  2. 02 GATE_K 01:39.07
  3. 03 DRT.PL 01:41.18
  4. 04 RUN_3 01:43.29

▍ Output

⌁ status · verified

Not a tracker. A gravity league.

Open NWD
▍ End machine 03 ↓ ▌

▍ Manifesto

publisher's note

These are small apps.

  • Not platforms.
  • Not feeds.
  • Not productivity empires.

Just little loops for real moments:

  • 01 a signal,
  • 02 a check-in,
  • 03 a race.
Useful. Strange. Nicely made.

▍ Publisher plate

on file · 2026

Label
Small Weird Apps
Legal owner
Cybird Consulting Dariusz Ptaszek
Base
Warsaw, Poland
Contact
hello@smallweirdapps.com
Record
Legal page

▍ Catalogue · current

  • M.01 BZZT App Store ↗
  • M.02 cmok App Store ↗
  • M.03 NWD Open ↗

Small Weird Apps is a product label by Cybird Consulting — a one-person mobile app publisher building a proximity radar, a daily ritual and a gravity league.

▍ Loop 04 · unassigned

in workshop

Problem
not selected yet.
Category
not safe.
Interface
pending.